Fuzzy Math

Miss USA Pageant odds just came across our desk from Intertops.com. Love their exhaustive reasoning process:

Intertops.com is favoring Jessica Tinney, the 21-year-old from Alabama, at 9/1, to have that all-around USA appeal. Performing charity work is rated highly in judges’ eyes, and Jessica is a nurse who performs many charitable operations. Will she win the judges’ hearts? Brittany Hogan from California is also a close contender for the crown at 11/1. She says, "sometimes I think deep," and would like to follow George W. Bush around if she was invisible. If she thinks too deeply, she could do something great for humanity!….

The team at Intertops.com came to the conclusion that there were some girls whose shallowness just lacked depth. Alaska and Minnesota are two of the four to get quoted at 50/1. Sadly, girls hanging around the Red Sox and Phillies’s locker rooms while invisible won’t do much for the world -- unless they have a camera, of course!

If these are the bookmakers we’re all trying to outsmart, why aren’t we millionaires?
Miss Alabama is Favorite to Win USA Pageant (Intertops via mysan)