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Mohegan Sun casino patrons will soon be offered a comprehensive walking tour focused on the tribe's culture and history, complete with a detailed map, head set and MP3 player, according to The Day:

The audio contains music and the voices of tribal members. It takes listeners back to the tribe's beginnings in upstate New York and continues to the story of today's “Wolf People.”

We’re not even going to touch the “Wolf People” thing, except to say that those guys are much better at “casino for white man” than “make canoe out of tree.” This will be the shortest wait-time ever at the Mohegan Sun, guaranteed.
Tribe Offering History Lesson On Walking Tour Of Casino (The Day, registration required)