Your Mother's a Whore

Everyone’s very proud of Terri Iligan, the woman who just sold the rights to her name fetid remnants of her soul to the online casino GoldenPalace.com for $15,199 on eBay. The mother of five will now officially be known as GoldenPalace.com which, in the grand scheme of things—or more specifically, compared to this human stain--isn’t so bad. If any press is good press, it would seem that the geniuses at Palace have come up with a foolproof marketing campaign. I mean, how could this scheme ever backfire?

GOLDENPALACE.COM KILLS FAMILY, SELF IN MURDEROUS RAMPAGE

GOLDENPALACE.COM MOLESTS THREE, SHOCKING CHURCH COMMUNITY

GOLDENPALACE.COM, MOTHER OF FIVE, ARRESTED FOR EMBEZZLEMENT

GOLDENPALACE.COM WEEPS SELF TO SLEEP, UPSET OVER NAME CHANGE

Terri, we know you’re already crazy. Take it the extra mile, for us.
We hope golf camp was fun, kid (Online Casino News)