The Fix Is In

Part One: Idol Bets
As long as that douche-baggy “rocker” Constantine doesn’t win, we’ll be happy. Talk about a guy in need of a cock punch.
Carrie Underwood 1.3/1
Bo Bice 2.1/1
Anwar Robinson 6.4/1
Constantine Maroulis 7/1
Nadia Turner 12/1
Vonzell Solomon 14/1
Nikko Smith 16/1
Anthony Federov 89/1
Scott Savol 149/1
American Idol Odds (Readabet)

Part Two: Paris Likely to Score
You really can bet on anything these days, but that doesn’t necessarily make it exciting.
2012 Olympic Bid Odds (Myway)

Part Three: Wagers of Sin
That will be 8,000 Hail Mary’s, 13,000 Our Fathers…actually, forget it. When you get a chance, step over here into this fiery hole, mmmkay?
Odds: Who Will Be The Next Pope?
Odds: Next Pope's Name

Part Four: Tiger, Tiger Burning Bright
The only way to make golf less mind-numbing to watch is to bet on it.
Odds: Masters